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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

rocky is here again.......................

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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