- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Lindsay Lohan

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Women's rights

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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