Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Burp

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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