- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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