- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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