Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

this is not a drill.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

2 + 2 = 4

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a black man? Black

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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