Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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