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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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