- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

An Artic Storm.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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