- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

I woke up today

Michel Moor on a die...

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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