What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Nickelback

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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