why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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thomas!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Woman's Rights

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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