Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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