- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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