- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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