- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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