What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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batman has diarrhea

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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penis?

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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