What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Women's Rights.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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