- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

4 hours later.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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