What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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to get to the other side.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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