A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Religion.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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