- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

this is not a drill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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