Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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watch a i d s left

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Not a joke.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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