why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A russian gives away vodka.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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