- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why? Why Not?

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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