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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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The Labour Party.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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The WNBA

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