Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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