What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

can you pass the soap?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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