- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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