- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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