A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Donkey lips

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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