Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Whats white? A fridge

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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