There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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www.xnxx.com

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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the WNBA

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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