How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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