- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

copy me and i will kill you

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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