Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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