ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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I shot a bitch.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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to get to the other side.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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