- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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