Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Anti Joke

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