What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What? Why?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

This sentance contains three errers

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

My mum is called Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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