- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why? Why Not?

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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