- Anti Joke

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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