Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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