Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Obama being reelected.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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