- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

. . I am a whale

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Waffles ate my grandma

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Donkey lips

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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