Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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