- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Whats red and dirty? Her period

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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