So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Anti Joke

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