- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

pudding

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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