How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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