- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Lindsay Lohan

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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