A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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breasts

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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