Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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anus

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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