What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Hello

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Buzi vagy!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Compton

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Gay's

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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