Black people having a Job.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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