What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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