Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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