Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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