- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Your mom is not fat!

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Obama walks into a hospital....

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