- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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