- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Water? I hardly know her.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.