Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Moooo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Banana Hamock.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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