An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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