who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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wanna here a joke? you.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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