- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

what's white and sticky semen

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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