- Anti Joke

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!