Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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