What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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