Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Poop!!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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