Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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