- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I'm gay.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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