- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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