whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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