Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A seal walks into a club.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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