What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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