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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Fart

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Rick Santorum 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Fart

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Rick Santorum 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Fart

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too