- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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