- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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