- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

God. God.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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