Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Skrillex.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hi

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

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