- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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