A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Anti Joke

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