an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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