your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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