A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A man goes to the potty.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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