- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

9/11

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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