- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

you will like this because i am black.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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