Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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