Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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