- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

what do u call a apple a apple

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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