Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What can hitler cook well Steak

Water? I hardly know her.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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