- Anti Joke

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.