Who does creatine? James Cornish

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

CAVE JOHNSON.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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