What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...