- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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